Sunday, December 09, 2007

The Prince

I thought
He lost his touch and timing.
He is no more a potential candidate to be in the one day team and also the test team for obvious reasons.
He should give up his effort to come back into the team and pave way for the youngsters.
He should retire and start coaching; his commanding abilities are always there even when he was going through the rough patch of his career.
He will never be back into the team after he lost his place in the side.
He is back in to the test team but he definitely has no comeback into the one day team; too much talent pool on hand to keep him out.


Being his ardent fan, I wished I was wrong in the first place but I never ever dreamt it to become true. How wrong I was!!!!

Now I don’t
Have to show people statistics and give links of videos in which he batted against good fast bowling attack and timed the ball so well.
Have to convince people that he is no more a liability but an asset to the team.
Have to argue anymore with anyone.

Still if someone says he isn’t the right person to be in the team, to hell with You!

He is the prince.

Sourav Chandidas Ganguly, I bow thy attitude.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

What has infy done!

Coming out of the darkness occupied basement area into the sunlight filled lawns I heard this

Manohar: Abey, I thought this to be a grey color shirt but it has some purple shade too! With an expression which when translated to our language says !@#!#@!#!@.

Rakesh: purple is gayish.

Manohar: That’s what I wanted to convey.

Rakesh: On another note.. even ‘gray’ contains gay in it.

Manohar: !!! What? How?

Rakesh: Remove ‘r’ from gray and its gay.

Manohar and me: !!!!

Manohar: Its color ‘grey’ babu, bangari rakesh babu.

Rakesh: Arey. If you write that in telglish, it should be ‘gray’

Me: enuff.... do you think of any need to undo the damage? This would definitely make its entry into ‘Dobbudu Gang’.

*evil laugh*

Monday, November 26, 2007

Unaswered Q's

Why do teachers, professors or anyone who teaches something explain the easiest of the things and loves to skip the things that are difficult to comprehend?

As a kid, I always wondered why ‘adults’ are assumed to be the only ones able to understand tough things as teachers used to say ‘Listen, you grow up and no one will teach you ABC of everything. So, get used to that from now’ and continued to explain additions and subtractions while asking us to return back by the next day solving ∫ (x²y²/x²+y²).

And as I aged I never understood why people started to say what I was used to hear frequently but now in a slightly different way. ‘Listen, you are no more a kid. No one will teach you as you were taught in the school. You have to start learning by yourself’, the professors didn’t know we were trained before hand to handle such situations, while they continued explaining what a grid is and why we use grid asking us to explore how to use a grid.

As I aged further enough to be an employee, they decide I need to be trained and was forced to sit in a class being taught by a senior who simply opens up a word document and goes on scrolling down the document reading between the lines and decides to leave the presentation room after sometime saying ‘Listen, you are not kids. You know that. Look into this document and if you don’t understand you can get back to me. I have to leave now as I am very busy.’

I don’t care about others but what I think is, he just indicated that please guys, if you don’t get what you read f**k off! Don’t ask me. I was asked to take a class and I took it. That’s it. Done! Management happy. Me happy. You (should be) happy. Everyone happy finally.

And the Question still remains.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Somethings I just hate to believe.

I keep on waiting till the clock ticks five in the evening and when it does, I immediately start to browse and I am not alone;definitely not alone as the status bar keeps on crawling. I leave my place and get to the room, bathe get dressed up, go to the canteen, get to eat some of the very very few edible stuff and return to my place just to watch the status bar being half way down its initial position and ho! I am all over the moon. The page is half loaded.. Yey!!

And I am working for a software company!!!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Proven Things

1. God Exists.

How else could we imagine a day such as yesterday!We Indians have drawn the first test match from such a position where we were on the verge of loosing. It is not a godly innings from dada or laxman that saved the blushes!

But its god himself with a little help from Dhoni; It rained washing away the rest of the few overs left.
That wasn't enough monty!


2. Life after college is pretty boring. What can be better than canteen discussions, arguments over who slept longer and the galla chai!!!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Its not funny to be hated!! That unendurable pain is not even closer to be compared with anything else in this world.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Pool's second CL Final in three Seasons.

The only possible scenario that could help Liverpool manage winning the Premiership Title

--> introducing penalty shoot outs in the league.


Now that the most pathetic cricket worldcup ever conducted was finally completed and snatched away by Australian's as most of us expected, its time for a break. Its heartbreaking for me to see them win again and again and I know they will contiue their winning streak in the future. They are way ahead of other teams in almost every aspect of cricket. What can be the possible scenario that can help other teams winning the worldcup?

Banning them isn't an option.