random 'heavy' junk

Overweight?
May be yes may be no! Everytime I go home, Mom says aren't you eating in your college? Is deepu eating your food too(ok ok I made it up). Grandma simply stuffs something or the other every fifteen min or so.
Everyone has their own opinion in the matter of weight. But what counts? I think the only opinion that counts is of your pants'


While my grandma feels am not 'fed' properly my favourite pair of pants thinks otherwise. It says

"Stop playing FIFA and get some exercise you fatso!" :((